I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
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