Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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