Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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