escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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