One girl and one boy is just not enough.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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