Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
She is in my trunk
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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