I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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