I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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