I feel great
I just peed on a car
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Shame - the story of my life.
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