i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Randomize
