butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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