I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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