She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
That's when you crack a 10am beer
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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