It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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