quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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