I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
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