Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Randomize
