he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Randomize
