pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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