Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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