he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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