is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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