she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
