I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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