My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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