The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I just want nice things and good sex
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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