I'm going to jail i love you
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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