You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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