Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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