sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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