I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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