I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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