drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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