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I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
you didnt know i had herpes?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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