Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
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