so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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