wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
