how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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