I smell stomach acid.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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