Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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