I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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