hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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