I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Randomize
