Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
My Sexting was not on an AP level
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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