Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
im six kinds of drunk right now
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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