Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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