Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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