she was so not down for the gang bang
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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