Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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