Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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