Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
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