Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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