If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
The feeling are messing with the penis
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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