I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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