Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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