I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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